Lincoln, NE
ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED 😂😂 and you know someone who would absolutely hate this Valentine’s delivery.
(Which is precisely who you should send it to.)
This is not cupid. This is Saxyier than that.
A mysterious knock on your office door?
WHAT’S THAT?
A man in Leather pants.
(Only leather pants.)
A sultry saxophone
Careless whisper echoing through the hallways.
A dozen reasons to give in.
Who would you send this to?!
Smooth jazz donut delivery is available Friday, Feb 13th only! (only 30 spots available!)
😂😂 (PS. You can add a confetti cannon for $5 if you’re super obnoxious. I mean, if you’re super in love!)
PSA!! Hurts will never ask you to click any links at all! If you received a notification today, asking you to click for free donuts, please do not! Scammers create fake profiles and impersonate businesses to get you to click.
Our free donut winners receive a direct message to your inbox with zero links!
We will never ask winners to click anything at all or for any personal information. If there’s a catch, it’s not us.
Best practice, never click any links on fb!
LARGE ORDER?
Say less.
Office meeting. School event. Team celebration. Church breakfast. Birthday Extravaganza.
However many mouths you’re feeding… We got you.
Fresh donuts. Carefully packed . Ready on time. No stress. No scrambling. No sad grocery store pastries.
Just tell us how many.
We’ll handle the happiness.
Lowkenuinley don’t know what to think about this forecast?! Is it real or is the sky bluffing?!
WE HAVE BREAD AND MILK! I REPEAT! WE HAVE BREAD AND MILK!!
Stock up on pillowy donuts and milk before the zero to 100 inches of snow comes!
$24 an hour + tips.
This is very serious. 😂
Looking for someone who can play the careless whisper song on saxophone. In black leather pants. To unsuspecting customers.
Flexible on the day but preferably the day before Valentine’s Day. 6-8 hour shift.
Uniform is ridiculous. Bonus points if you have a mustache.
Our silly character deliveries have been featured on CNN, Good Morning America, MSN homepage, Dr. Oz, People Magazine and more!
This is not a low profile gig. High-visibility opportunity. So not a good fit if you owe someone money, you’re hiding from an ex or you don’t want your mom to know you own black leather pants.